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My Film Critic pants are on, and I plan to put on my Film Critic shorts soon. I'm ready to review five new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, March 28th, 2025. 1) DEATH OF A UNICORN Every once in a while, a movie comes along that is so gloriously unhinged, so unapologetically ridiculous, and so sneakily smart that you just want to stand up and applaud.  Death of a Unicorn  is that movie. It's a deranged mashup of high-concept horror, pitch-black c

I enjoy putting on my Film Critic pants for some capsule (short) movie reviews, so here are my thoughts on four New Releases for the week of Friday, September 13th, 2024. 1) SPEAK NO EVIL This photo was taken a few minutes before the press screening of "Speak No Evil." I had a bad feeling about the movie...I was right. The original Dutch film "Speak No Evil"  from 2022 is quite something. It tells the story of a married couple and their young daughter's scary weekend getaway

I have returned to wearing my Film Critic pants for some capsule (short) movie reviews of five New Releases for the week of Friday, August 30th, 2024. 1) REAGAN Dennis Quaid giving perhaps the worst performance of his career in "Reagan." A jaw-droppingly disingenuous piece of propaganda disguised as a biography, this horrendous, incompetently made nonsense exists only to make the late former president look like a saint.   Dennis Quaid  (what the hell happened to Dennis Quaid?