[Get the exclusive video  version of these weekly reviews each Friday by becoming a paid subscriber!] My Film Critic pants are quite fetching; they are on, pressed, and ironed. I'm ready to review five new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, April 17th, 2026. 1) LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY I’m still kind of baffled that Warner Bros. and New Line decided this was a good idea as a title: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy . Because let’s be honest, most people are

[Get the exclusive video  version of these weekly reviews each Friday by becoming a paid subscriber!] My Film Critic pants are quite fetching; they are on, pressed, and ironed. I'm ready to review six new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, April 10th, 2026. 1) YOU, ME & TUSCANY There are bad romantic comedies, there are lazy romantic comedies, and then there is You, Me & Tuscany , which feels like it was assembled in a lab where the only directive

[Get the exclusive video  version of these weekly reviews each Friday by becoming a paid subscriber!] My Film Critic pants are quite fetching; they are on, pressed, and ironed. I'm ready to review five new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, April 3rd, 2026. 1) THE DRAMA WARNING: Okay, I’m going to start this a little differently, because I mean it. If you have any interest in seeing The Drama (and you should) stop reading right now. Seriously. Go

[Get the exclusive video  version of these weekly reviews each Friday by becoming a paid subscriber!] My Film Critic pants are quite fetching; they are on, pressed, and ironed. I'm ready to review five new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, March 27th, 2026. 1) THEY WILL KILL YOU I had a serious case of déjà vu watching They Will Kill You . And not the good kind, it's the kind where you feel like you’ve already sat through this exact same movie a

[Get the exclusive video  version of these weekly reviews each Friday by becoming a paid subscriber!] My Film Critic pants are quite fetching; they are on, pressed, and ironed. I'm ready to review six new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, March 20th, 2026. 1) PROJECT HAIL MARY There are certain movies that work so well that you almost sit there wondering how the hell they pulled it off. Not because the filmmaking isn’t impressive (it absolutely i

[Get the exclusive video  version of these weekly reviews each Friday by becoming a paid subscriber!] My Film Critic pants are quite fetching; they are on, pressed, and ironed. I'm ready to review five new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, March 13th, 2026. 1) REMINDERS OF HIM Every once in a while, you sit down in a movie theater, and you’re stunned, not in a good way, not in the “wow, that blew me away” sense, but in that slack-jawed,...