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I enjoy wearing pants (my neighbors are also glad that I enjoy wearing pants). I particularly enjoy wearing my Film Critic Pants. They are on, and I am ready to review four new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, May 16th, 2025. 1) FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES We're six films deep into a franchise that, let's be honest, nobody expected to last this long. The Final Destination  series, born in 2000 with a modest plane crash premonition and a whole

My Film Critic pants are on, and I plan to put on my Film Critic shorts soon. I'm ready to review five new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, March 28th, 2025. 1) DEATH OF A UNICORN Every once in a while, a movie comes along that is so gloriously unhinged, so unapologetically ridiculous, and so sneakily smart that you just want to stand up and applaud.  Death of a Unicorn  is that movie. It's a deranged mashup of high-concept horror, pitch-black c