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I enjoy wearing nice shorts. Nice Film Critic Shorts. That fit. They are on, and I'm ready to review four new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, June 27, 2025. 1) F1: THE MOVIE F1: The Movie  is not a movie. It's a factory-produced, mass-marketed, drive-thru fast-food item dressed up to look like a cinematic experience. This is not storytelling. This is brand merchandising. This is what happens when marketing committees greenlight "films" based so

I enjoy wearing pants, nice pants. I particularly enjoy wearing my Film Critic Pants. They fit, they are on, and I am ready to review four new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, May 30th, 2025. 1) BRING HER BACK Let's just say it: Bring Her Back  is one of the worst horror films of the year. And that's saying something because 2025 has already been loaded with cheap, pretentious, pseudo-elevated horror flicks that think they're smarter than they a