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Film Critic pants - ON. Cubs Hat - ON. I am ready to review five new movies in this week's capsule (short) movie reviews for Friday, May 2nd, 2025. 1) THUNDERBOLTS* Let me start by saying something I've said a million times before — if you've ever listened to me on the radio, on my podcast, or read anything I've written, I could not possibly care less about comic book movies. Superhero films do absolutely nothing for me. DC , Marvel , MCU , whatever alphabet soup they want to

Let me just start by saying this—I am not a strong swimmer. At all. In fact, I swim like a rock. So when it comes to movies about being caught underwater, being stranded in the middle of the ocean, or dealing with whatever the hell is lurking below the surface, I get seriously freaked out. There’s something inherently terrifying about being submerged, about the unknown lurking just beneath you, about the idea that no matter how much you fight, the water always wins. That’s wh

Film Critic pants are on! Below are some capsule (short) movie reviews of three New Releases for the week of Friday, August 9th, 2024. 1) CUCKOO Hunter Schafer stars in the loud and lame horror film "Cuckoo." Well, you can add this sloppy, poorly written, and too-hip-for-the-room exercise to the shockingly large list of overrated horror films of of 2024. A list that includes such dreck as "Abigail," "Late Night with the Devil," "Immaculate," "In a Violent Nature," "I Saw the